I DIDN’T MEAN IT
*sits you down and looks into your eyes in a way that makes you feel nervous* There’s no good way to put this, so I’m just gonna come right out and say it: I will never love you as much as I love Harry Potter.
an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:
give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now